What Does Love Mean to Kids?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

Looking for a 4th of July Costume or Decorations? by David Apps

Halloween is a favorite holiday around my house so I can’t tell you how surprised and happy I was to find a jewel of a store located right in my own back yard. I had taken my wife to an appointment on Milwaukee Ave in Chicago and noticed a costume store across the street called Fantasy Costumes. I had some time to kill so I decided to give it walk through.

Tattoo Sleeves Are Fun Slip on Body Art by Henry Hall

Tattoo Sleeves are similar to a stocking that slips over your arms or legs to give you a realistic, skin tight looking tattoo. They have been used in movies and on stage to give the actors a more realistic tattoo look.
Most people buy them for the shock value, and to trick their friends and family in to thinking that they have a real tattoo. Some people buy them for fancy dress parties, Halloween, theme parties or to get an idea of what tattoo design they would like to get done permanently.

OurFunnyPlanet by Eva Avram

Entertaining and Humor Blog is Available Now.

OurFunnyPlanet.com presents different interesting and humor articles and pictures from every corner of the planet Earth to give every visitor good mood every day.
OurFunnyPlanet.com started publishing the articles with diverse pictures and interesting information about nature, animals, people and places from all over the world.
OurFunnyPlanet.com is a web site that contains all sort of amusing facts, inspirational quotes, stunning pictures, entertainment articles arranged in? Wide variety of categories.

Will Your Dreams Come True?

There’s a surprised chance from Infolinks Blog for you. An intriguing chance and of course, it’s not too difficult to participate. Wrote the Blog (June 17, 2010) is as follows: Exciting news, as part of their general effort to make you, their valued publishers happy they’re launching the Infolinks Dream On contest. As part of this contest, a few lucky Infolinks publishers will get the chance to live out their wildest dream. That’s right; they’re making your dreams come true!
Entering is simple, all you need to do is write a post on your website, blog or on a forum and answer the below 2 questions:

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."
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When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

FIVE KINDS OF SEX

The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

MICROSOFT TO BUY GOD

REDMOND, Wash. - May 28, 1999 -- Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named "Microsoft God," and would be available to consumers sometime in late 1999, before the millennium.

"Too many people feel separated from God in today's world," said Dave McCavaugh, director of Microsoft's new Religions division.

"Microsoft God will make our Lord more accessible, and will add an easy, intuitive user interface to Him, making Him not only easier to find, but easier to communicate with."

The new Microsoft Religions line will be expanded to include a multitude of add-on products to Microsoft God, including:

Microsoft Crusades: This conversion product will bring worshiper accounts and prayer files over from previous versions of God, or from competing products like Buddha or Allah.

Microsoft God for the World Wide Web: This product ties Microsoft God with Microsoft Internet Information Server, making our Lord accessible from the World Wide Web using a standard Web browser interface. It introduces several new Web technologies, including Dynamic Salvation and Active Prayer Pages (APP). Donations for the poor can be made via a Secure Alms Server.

Microsoft Prayers: Using a Windows-based WYSIWYG interface, this product will allow worshipers to construct effective prayers in a minimum of time. A Secure Prayer Channel technology allows guaranteed delivery of the prayer to Microsoft God servers, and Prayer Wizards enable users to construct new types of prayers with a minimum learning curve.

Microsoft Savior: This product will allow worshipers to transfer their sins to its internal Vice Database. After a preset interval, the product will erase itself from the user's system and establish a clear line of secure communications to the user's Microsoft God server.

Additionally, Microsoft is expected to announce a line of complimentary products for the new Religions line, which will enhance the functionality of the Microsoft God server product by providing a customized user interface.

These interfaces will be based on popular religious sects, allowing worshipers to interact with the new God product in much the same way as the previous version. This line is expected to include Microsoft Protestant, Microsoft Catholicism, Microsoft Judaism (incompatible with Microsoft Savior), etc.

Competitor Netscape Communications denies rumors that it is planning to release a competing product, Netscape Satan, that would attempt to render Microsoft God installations inoperable.

THE FIRST LINE OF BAD NOVELS

The 10 winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, the one that asks entrants to write the first line of a bad novel (in honor of Victorian author Edward George Bulwer-Lytton who wrote the novel that began "It was a dark and stormy night.")

10. As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber he would never hear the end of it.

9. Just beyond the Narrows, the river widens.

8. With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have envied, a tanned, unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick brown hair, deep azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes, perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small straight nose, Marilee had a beauty that defied description.

7. Andre, a simple peasant, had only one thing on his mind as he crept along the east wall: Andre creep... Andre creep... Andre creep.

6. Stanislaus Smedley, a man always on the cutting edge of narcissism, was about to give his body and soul to a back-alley sex-change surgeon to become the woman he loved.

5. Although Sarah had an abnormal fear of mice, it did not keep her from eking out a living at a local pet store.

4. Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do.

3. Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor.

2. Mike Hardware was the kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of the word fear, a man who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death -- in short, a moron with suicidal tendencies.

AND THE WINNER: (See Next Page)

Online Football Ticket Booking by Aliza Victor

To Avoid Last Minute Embarrassment.

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